after a literal full month, i’m back
go check out my new blog @solanum-carolinense
i think i’m gonna be shifting my main use over to that url
i do not think that i am having the most swagtastic wednesday night tonight gamers
you know what youre right. there is always the possibility of a more epic tomorrow. wishing everyone a swagtastic thursday in advance
My boyfriend was showing me his cat and I leaned over to kiss the cat on his soft little baby head and he went "meow" and scrambled away because I'd been wearing my headphones and I accidentally jabbed him with the microphone.
And I said "Damn, this is exactly like in the Iliad"
#explanation: this references the scene where Hektor the prince of troy goes to his wife after a battle and leans in to kiss his son #(who is still a baby and being held in andromache's arms) #but his son cringes away in fear of his father's battle helmet #it's a gut wrenching scene about how war dehumanizes you and separates you from the people you love #this interpretation implies that being a gamer is analogous
I love goalie fights it’s like you guys have been standing 200 ft apart this entire time how could you possibly have beef
different color shirt bad
I want to show you an actual training slide from my customer service job that I had to see yesterday.
you're laughing. charles dickens had a son named plorn and you're laughing
HE HAD A SON NAMED
WHAT
Plorn
NICK I LOOKED IT UP AND SAW NOTHING OF THE SORT IS THIS A PRANK
technically his name was edward but everyone called him plorn
Edward “Plorn” Dickens. my god.
I have something worse
oh???
imagine getting stuck with the nickname Plorn
imagine getting sent to live in the Australian outback when you were sixteen
WHY WERE THEY SO CRUEL TO MY BOY PLORN
I have an answer to that one too
The face of a man whose father nicknamed him Plorn.
Born without a groove 😔
When the hell are y'all eating dinner (supper)?
Around 5:00 PM
Around 5:30 PM
Around 6:00 PM
Around 6:30 PM
Around 7:00 PM
Around 7:30 PM
8- damn- o'clock
A TIME NOT LISTED HERE
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pennsylvanian urge to eat before the sun goes down
Are Pennsylvanians mostly from Dutch and German immigrants because that's dinner time and we get mocked for it internationally.
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Finally realized there was a link on this post. Bless
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Another day, another dollar trying to infect this host! Rise and grind pathogens 💸
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might fuck around and reactivate my oncogenes later
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Pathogens work hard to infect host cells and reproduce. It's the only way for them to perpetuate their own existence. Letting pathogens infect host cells is absolutely necessary to prevent their total extermination. Killing is wrong! Immune cells need to learn to be tolerant of other microbes instead of destroying us just because we want to seize and consume this body's resources.
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enough preg let's litigate a new fetish. step right up who's got a good one
your mind is so beautiful. im obsessed. i dont even want to litigate over the morals of this one im just mentally playing in this space with u rn. what if i was a naughty little mothgirl and mommy tortured me with stinky mothballs